Grr Argh.
So, recognizing that I've recently turned 21 (I keep forgetting), I just realized that I can finallly give Viking Day the celebration it deserves.
I know, you're thinking "what the fuck is Viking Day?"
Viking Day is October 20th.
Now, if that day seems familiar it's probably because most people call it Columbus Day.
In honor of Columbus discovering America.
Which is a bunch of horseshit. Or bullshit, but I think I'll stick with horse.
Columbus didn't discover America.
And technically, neither did the Vikings, since the various Native Americans were already here so I don't think it's really that fair for anyone to claim they discovered America.
But the Vikings came a hell of a lot closer than Columbus (I seriously suspect he was sailing under the influence).
Plus I like Vikings better.
So I've renamed October 20th.
Viking Day.
Which means Drinking.
'Cause they're Vikings.
Which means Drinking.
Which is fun.
So I think I might throw a party. It's a Thursday, so I think it'll work.
Ooh. I could get a keg!!
Sweet.
And everyone could bring their own mugs.
It'd be fun.
Because, you know, all the drinking.
Viking Day!
Good stuff.
I know, you're thinking "what the fuck is Viking Day?"
Viking Day is October 20th.
Now, if that day seems familiar it's probably because most people call it Columbus Day.
In honor of Columbus discovering America.
Which is a bunch of horseshit. Or bullshit, but I think I'll stick with horse.
Columbus didn't discover America.
And technically, neither did the Vikings, since the various Native Americans were already here so I don't think it's really that fair for anyone to claim they discovered America.
But the Vikings came a hell of a lot closer than Columbus (I seriously suspect he was sailing under the influence).
Plus I like Vikings better.
So I've renamed October 20th.
Viking Day.
Which means Drinking.
'Cause they're Vikings.
Which means Drinking.
Which is fun.
So I think I might throw a party. It's a Thursday, so I think it'll work.
Ooh. I could get a keg!!
Sweet.
And everyone could bring their own mugs.
It'd be fun.
Because, you know, all the drinking.
Viking Day!
Good stuff.
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