Rituals.

Okay, this is a story I wrote for one of my english classes last year. I'm very, very proud of it. Short disclaimer: I'm neither encouraging assisted suicide nor advocating it. This is fiction, don't take it so personal. Choices “Don’t get the wrong impression. I’m not in it to help ease peoples suffering, or to make the world a better place, or any shit like that. I’m not risking my career in medicine for some noble cause. I’m in it for the money and only for the money. I help people commit suicide for the money.” “Is there a lot of money to be made in that field of work?” “Tons. Loads. I make more money than God.” “Really?” “No, that was sarcasm. Are you an idiot?” “More sarcasm?” “No, I was being serious that time.” This guy was starting to piss me off. Stupid psychiatrist. The hospital I work for is making me see him to make sure that my line of work has not caused any unseen mental issues. I told them the

Okay, posting again. I know, twice in one day, it's a shocker. And, and, get this: Not only am I posting again, but I'm putting something of substance as opposed to just saying that I have nothing to say. I realize that you've probably fainted, so I'll give you a few minutes to wake up and collect you thoughts. .................*taps fingers* Better? Good. Today's rant is brought to you by the letter "C" for "commercial programming" and by the letter "I" as in "I wrote this a while ago but I'm putting it on here now because when I wrote it, I didn't have a blog-spot to post on". Oh, it's also brought to you by the number "1,472,937,258.560723140424987" because, come on, they never have that number on Seasame Street. (sidebar: I do realize that I start out talking about insomnia, but I got onto this huge rant and the last paragraph has one huge sentence. That sentence, by the way, is not a run-o

Well, the Justice League episode was actualy pretty decent. Although it was about some Green Lanterns. I generally don't know that much about the GLs, so I really can't complain about mistakes. Now if it had been about Batman or Superman, or even The Flash (*scoff* they have the Wally West version instead of Barry Allen), and Wonder Woman (stupid, feminist, muscle-headed bimbo), then I would have had a lot to say. *deep breaths*. It's okay, I'm better now. On a different subject, I didn't get any e-mails, so I'm guessing no one reads this except for maybe John Lennon and Ringo Starr (that's a little shout-out for my bandmates). But don't worry, just because no ones reading doesn't mean I'm going to stop posting (as my friends know, in real life, if no one is listening I'll still talk). So, stick around faithful viewers and I'll put more ramblings on here. Don't be surprised if they get much more rant-like. See ya all on th

Okay, so I'm watching He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, the new one not the old one. It's a slightly better version, but it's still kinda dorky. Anyway, every time Prince Adam calls upon "the power of Greyskull" to transform into He-man, the sky gets cloudy and there's localized bolts of lightning. Haven't the bad guys figured out by now that everytime there's lightning like that He-man shows up? I mean really, it's not that difficult. And you can't use the excuse: "oh well, that doesn't actually happen, it's just animation to show the intense power of the transformation." That just doens't hold water, because on one episode, Prince Adam had fallen down this chasm. Well, he transformed into He-man and they showed top of the chasm as a bolt of lightning went down. So, see, the lightning is real and the bad guys are morons if they haven't figured it out yet. Okay, that's all for now, but since Justice Le

Figured I should post something for my loyal fans. Do I even have loyal fans? Or for that matter, any fans. I don't know. Here, tell you what, if you read this (and feel like actually doing it), email me. send'em to dragonsdarkchild@yahoo.com I check it every once in a while, so if you send something to me, it might take me a while to reply, but I will do it. On a different note. I hate seeing movies with other people in the theater, except my friends. So the following is either things I hate or suggestions for making it better. You should be able to tell the difference. 1. Don't open packages of food during the movie. Open them ahead of time. You don't have to eat them right away, but it's annoying when you hear that stupid crackling sound. 2. When you do finish your snack, don't sit there and crumple the wrapping for the next hour of the movie. Just set it some where (like the seat next to you or the floor) and take care of it later. 3. Go to

Haven't posted for a while. Of course, I still don't have anything to say. I'll try to come up with something. Promise.

I posted this on a forum thread known as "Ask Jakester". Basically, you ask a guy questions and he gives you "answers". I thought what I wrote was funny, not to mention that it's actually (kinda) true. In an episode of Batman Adventures, Scarecrow puts Batman in a dream world. When he escapes, Batman claims he knew it was fake because dreaming comes from one portion of the brain and reading from the other, so when he couldn't read the newspapers or books, he knew it was fake. Why does Batman lie? I can read in my dreams all the time. And in another episode, Batman is in a smoke filled room and he confuses his enemy by "throwing his voice". Does he realize that you don't actually throw your voice? Does he know that ventriloquism is merely an optical illusion that uses the concept of making it appears as though the voice is coming from an alternate source because your mind automatically associates the voice with the image that it appears to

Well, still not much to say. I'll try to think of something clever, but don't hold you breath. Heck, I don't even know who looks at this, so I'm not sure if I have anyone to impress......not that I really care.

Posting on forums. Wow. It's...yeah, it's something alright. If you haven't posted on any before, you should definitely try it. It's a great way to meet people from all over the country and the world. A good one to try is www.cinescape.com You'll have to register to post, but you can browse as much as you want. You can be whoever you want or exactly who you are.

Well, nothing to complain about today. But if I think of something (to say, not to complain about), I'll post it. Wanna know a good song? "Mad World" by Michael Andrews.

Some people have absolutely no consideration for other people. They get into situations that they are responsible for, but find reasons to blame other people. It drives me crazy. I am incredibely generous towards other people when it comes to manners and consideration. And I try to let people live their lives as they choose, but some things are just universally rude. I don't interfere in your life, so stop blaming me for things that go wrong in it. It pisses me off. Don't peoples' parents teach their children anything? Or do children just not listen? It's just unbelievable.