You know,
You're the one who told me to come, ya dick.
Listen Up.
I got a story for you Girl Scouts. Once upon a time there was a magical land where it never rained. The End.
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I know, I know. It's been over a month since I posted. I'm sorry. Really!
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Okay, so not really. Not to mention, I did warn you all that I was now in Bad Internet Territory and I wouldn't be posting as much...at least, I think I warned you. Maybe that was someone else...
Anyway, I posting now. So get over it.
Plus Ringo has been bugging me about updating. Look I updated! Happy?
No? Well, then it's probably got nothing to do with me.
So: news:
Ringo got a job. Yay!
John went to London. Yay!
John came back....not sure if that's a yay. I'll have to wait and see what she got me.
Umm. Work is good. Home is...well, if you know me, then you know that answer to that. I'm good.
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