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Okay, I don't get it.

In comedy movies, where you need to pull off some crazy stunt to get a certain amount of money, or when you get the chance to ask for a specific amount, why do these people always ask for the exact amount?

I mean, obviously you're broke, so why settle for getting the bare minimum? If you need $50,000 for a heart transplant for your father, why would you agree to pull off a stunt and only ask for $50,000? Why wouldn't you ask for $100,000? Then you have extra.

I just don't get it.

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