Everybody Poops
Why did God invent crap? Seriously. Phenomenal cosmic powers. Could have made the universe any way he wanted. And he included crap I think it was for the toilet humor. Fart jokes must be divine.
I was made and shaped and formed... And given unto man... The all-gifts... The all-temptation... Of this fledgling race... They tell me I was made to ruin him... With this box... Which I must not open... And this curiosity... Placed inside my soul... They shaped me to ruin man... Shaped me to open... This carved-bone box........ They shaped me to take the blame